I speak fluent sarcasm. After years of bullying and name-calling, I decided the best way to avoid all the hurt is to laugh at myself as well. However, there are somethings that still hurts close to home, here are the other three from last day.
1. Has any plus size walked into a Moroccan bath, SPA massage, or Waxing table, without wondering why do I have to strip in front of a judgemental beautician? I have. Let me just clear, it probably might not be her fault, perhaps she is nice, perhaps she is mean, perhaps it’s all in my head. But to tell you the truth, I hate spa days for this very reason. Even more, I hate going for them with skinny friends, to being that girl who won’t strip completely to avoid showing her imperfections.
2. Have you been ‘Friendzoned’ because of your size? I wonder what is it about fat girls that make men think, we are emotionless, loveless and probably mindless for falling for them. They sit there chasing the next thin girl asking for our advice on ‘what do women like?’! Like, Seriously?!
3. This one’s a bummer, I have good looking guy friends and sometimes, I do manage to bag myself a hot date, because of my brains and not my booty. But walk into a bar, restaurant or a club, every women gawks at you as if the guy is nuts. In this area, I do believe guys are better, less bitchy to say the least. No wonder, I have more guy friends. Am I the only one who thinks people can fall for more than just looks, is it all in my head?
Let me know if you have experienced any of this or anything else?